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Post by dirkrodwell on Jan 23, 2012 0:40:08 GMT 11
There's been a great deal of new tenants in the rentals up and down the street i live on, unfortuantely the irresponsible tenants get their kids kittens as moving in presents, 6 months later they'll move out leaving the cats behind , and of course the inevitable has happened and now have herds of feral cats living in the drains and storm water creeks in my area :-Xwits. So i was thinking about what to do about all these feral cats and maybe getting a few of 'em and staging some cage fights, but not using cages but using aquariums instead. As cage fighting is illegal here. So i'm thinking to substitute the cages with aquariums. Can you guys suggest a good aquarium size for some cat bout action and where can i get some fun costumes like the "wrestlers" wear in WWE and RAW for some staged aquarium cat fight action
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Post by velvetsicklid on Jan 23, 2012 0:54:04 GMT 11
I dare say 6x2x2 would be a good size but that leaves too much room for them to pansy about in circles and such....so ill nominate the 4x2x2 that way they have a leeway distance of a foot/foot'n'a half but it brings em in closer for more close quarter fighting. I reckon starve them for a few days then pump some crystal meth into their ocean platter and they'll be conditioned enough for a semi-decent match.
Get some Libre masks for them, it'll be grand.
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Post by Admin on Jan 23, 2012 1:09:46 GMT 11
Will you supply razor blade mittens and steel spiked mouth guards, could get a bit of a spikey thing happening on the tail too.
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Post by richardpuller on Jan 23, 2012 9:47:36 GMT 11
As many of you would already be aware, I have been keeping cats in fish tanks now for well over 20 years. My initial foray consisted of planting millett seeds in a layer of soil at the bottom of the tank. When this seed grew, I then introduced several budgerigars, with a layer of wire over the top of the tank. Once these budgies commenced feeding on the new millett seed, I then placed 7 cats of varying types (Domestic Shorthair, Siamese, Manx and Cheetah) in the tank, and allowed them to breed. With the breeding cycle well underway, I then placed a large Border Collie in the tank, and in the rear right hand corner, I built a small chinese restaurant, the "Golden Shower", thus completing the food chain. With the ecosystem well established, I then felt confident with filling the tank with water, and fitting small scuba systems to all of the birds, cats and dogs. The restaurant licencee takes his own chances. Like Dirk, I also had the idea of death matches, however, mine are underwater, and interspecies, which increases the interest that I get via my website, www.pussydeathmatch.com.au, where I charge a small amount for subscribers to view the fights live via webcam. Unlike Dirks wrestling matches however, I strap tiny spearguns to the animals appendages, which, when combined with scuba gear, gives the fights a kind of James Bond, Thunderball kind of vibe.
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Post by superman on Jan 23, 2012 20:35:53 GMT 11
Thought were going to shoot the cats at each other while attached to the spear on the spear gun for a sec but then I read the 'tiny' bit. Got to admit interesting thought...
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